WELCOME TO HELL!
What Are Doing Here??!
Buying the CD?…Looking for the show?…Surfing the web?….
Pathetic.
Yeah, yeah here's a little sales pitch enthusiasm for you: Reviews, words and pictures…blah, blah, blah….
You're bored. You know it.
From where You ! are sitting this CD is no different than the thousands of others available everywhere else on the web…and you know that most of them suck.
So why are you still here reading this?
What do you think you'll get?
Don't wimp out....
Perhaps a moments relapse from the chronic boredom of your life?
A little escape from the plains of mediocrity? Don't.
You are not ready for this show or CD. It will upset your safe little boxed in vision of life.
How do you know Magic Music Myth wasn't recorded on a 4-track in a basement?
You're still here...read...Obviously you feel there might be some hope.
Why?…Because deep down inside you're confused, lost, depressed, and life-tired. You know what that means?…life-tired?….It means that you are at your most basic level…an animal that struggles to survive and…you want some kind of relief from this.
You want some kind of relief from the secret oppression you hide from the world. You know what I'm talking about…that secret little heavy depressed bodily feeling you hide from the world….the lump in your throat…the weight in your stomach….when you're alone and bored. That's why you're thinking about getting this CD. That's why you're surfing the web! That's why you do everything!!! It's a tangled world of possibilities!!! just All to distract you… from that sad little wretched worm in your stomach.
Be a Man or Woman and admit it.
Do you think it will ever go away? Even if you buy this CD?? Even after you log off and go back to your TV sitcom?…your 9 to 5 job?
You're still here.
Secretly you know all of this is just trickery... You'd be an ass to take this much insult.
But…I can tell…you're seriously considering the possibilities… Ummmm...Yummy…beer and twinkies
You want more of Me. Admit it. I'm the only one who's ever told you the truth about your pathetic life.
You are always seeking happiness…through the hundreds of avenues in your life and you are never getting it. As a matter of fact, this seeking for happiness is the very cause of your unhappiness! Ha! You're caught ! these words.
Now you're getting uptight and bored. Typical. Humans have the attention span of a fly on a terd.
Alright so you find temporary happiness here and there on occasions. But if truly inspected- it's all just a grand web you've woven to cover up that beast of an unhappy wretch inside! Can you imagine if everyTHING was taken from you?…family, friends, house, job, car, religion, twinkies, computer and all. Then who would you be?? Why do you think 3/4 of America is on Prosac? Why do you think 3/4 of America ends up divorced? Why are 3/4 of Americans dissatisfied with their jobs? Why is there crime? Why are there drugs!? Read Why is there Who wants to be a Millionaire?…….eeehhyuck.
Don't give me that song and dance bullshit about how life is just like that. You know who came up with that pathetic saying? Those slobs on Prosac!! Who are you listening too? Where are you getting you're ideas?? You're living by a set of social values and standards inherited by a thousand generations of mediocre slobs. The middle ages were only 300 years ago!! That's only 5, maybe 6 generations ago. You're living by the standards of people who pissed and shat in the open streets and used leeches to cure hiccups!
Pathetic. Yes, you with the mouse in your right hand…and you bought it at some mind-numbing super-sized corporate computer store. Right?? Baaaahhhhhhh…Sheep…Bend over and let me….
Yeah, I'm crude.
So are you ready to buy this CD or what? You'll get more of Me. I always tell it like it is…Danzig or Marylin Manson? I don't think so. I don't growl and scream. Give me a break. I'm more sophisticated than that. Buy the CD. whole Maybe, just maybe there will be something on it that for once really gives you something to think about. I mean something that will make you feel all jazzed up permanently. Does that exist?? Could it be??? Really??? Ohhhh you're so excited now….Trust me.
Let me tell you. It's all about Death. It's all about Death. Are you ready for that?? The sh*t of the world is about to hit the fan!! Where will you be?? Who will you be?? Do you have the faintest clue what I'm talking about??
A.D. 2012. Bang. End of history. You're it. Who ya gonna call?
There are two types of people in this world: Those who whip and those who get whipped.
Which one are you? Be a man…buy the CD. I promise…It's the only CD you'll ever need. It's the best damn CD ever recorded. page.
You're pathetic.
Hugs and Kisses...Your Friend,
Phlegm Beelzebub Jones
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